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Post  Ludo on Thu Apr 01, 2010 12:24 am

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day.

"In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive.

In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative.

However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."

A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."

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Post  Anke on Tue May 18, 2010 9:48 pm

HIHIHI
Zou ik eens hier in Frankrijk moeten vertellen, ze zouden het denk ik niet begrijpen

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Post  Ludo on Tue Dec 07, 2010 1:03 am

ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold storage.

INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN:
Grape with sunburn

SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time

SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.

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Post  Anke on Tue Dec 07, 2010 8:50 am

Laughing

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